Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Case for Great Train Journeys through Australia

This is the second in a series on Great Train Journeys I have undertaken.

Just last year (now, wow), I undertook another pan continental voyage, this one on the Australian island, from Adelaide in South Australia to Darwin in the Northern Territory. The name given to the train that makes this journey: the Ghan.

Once again, the countryside outside the air-conditioned carriages were fairly featureless, rolling plains of small bushes on red earth as far as the eye could see, with the odd hill or dry river bed every so often for variety.

However, the class this time was cattle, though the seats themselves were more comfortable than flying the same class, with a bit more leg room and greater width for the more ample derriere. Also, this time the service was Australian, which meant almost as much disrespect as travelling in Russia, though a greater understanding of the insults being flung about. The journey legs were shorter, a shower (!) came with towels, and the dining car provided very reasonably priced meals, though the true find was one of the most divine chocolate mousses I have ever eaten. Actually, make that several.

Western service, enthusiastic fellow travellers who didn’t snore (well, I had ear plugs in so perhaps they did) and, while quite full between Adelaide and Alice Springs, remained comfortable throughout. The fact the train was no smoking but one enterprising and possibly marijuana-fuelled lad blatantly flouted this rule every half hour or so was a mild irritation though allowed a nice “bonding through shared disapproving” moment between the rest of the passengers at our end of the carriage. .

The voyage itself, though only over night, was slow, as the train trundled along at approximately 80 kilometres an hour to ensure that the danger posed by any warping of the tracks in the extreme heat was minimised. That sense of decided slowness led to a distinct restlessness in the passengers, though a good large book was my solution to this foreseen problem. The crew didn’t really try to alleviate that boredom, the odd snippet of commentary played at for about 10 minutes at a time but covering about 7 hours of travelling time and sites. However, the train did slow for the South AustraliaNorthern territory border and other sites of interest to allow some chance for clearer photographs for the snap happy amongst us.

Verdict: A convivial atmosphere on a fairly average kind of train led to another wonderful train experience. 4 dead kangaroos lying in the middle of the road after being hit by a Toyota Hilux out of 5.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

are you an old aged pensioner? I think you may enjoy a south sea cruise, defo no marijuana fuelled louts on that. Great bingo and shuffle board though. May want to keep an eye out for the wandering hands of elderly Florida gentlemen.

R said...

Hi anonymous,

Sometimes I do feel like an old age pensioner - I am getting up there. *lol* A thought of a cruise doesn't really do it for me though - well, not yet.

I don't smoke myself, but the "shared smoker disapproval" was a bond formed with other travellers who were smokers but who were less "enterprising". The speculation about what was keeping this guy so energetic yet a bit glassy-eyed and giggling tended to end in a cause of marijuana, but the lingering scent of deodorant masked any conclusive proof for me. In fact, some of the smokers were getting quite grumpy with the guy (jealousy, perchance?), whereas I just find these kind of things mildly amusing. The fact his whole "cloak and dagger secrecy" routine was wildly obvious to we closest to the toilets was a bit of a hoot - though perhaps that is just pensioner humour coming through.

Anyway, thanks for reading the blog and leaving a comment, though from the sounds of it, you may not do so again... *lol*

Anonymous said...

great deduction there Miss Marple, i think the glassey eyes and the overpowering spray - lynx africa possibly - defo could mean there was a crime afoot. Mind you the demon green has been decriminalised somewhat in south austraila. Cruises are great, as captain stubing once famously put it, it's not the size of the boat....

2treesandahorse said...

hilux's rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

ohhhh wandering hands of Florida gentlemen....