It has been a while since my last Alien sighting, but they are still out there, plotting their nefarious plans and preparing to unleash themselves on an unaware yet aware world.
The current Wellington Mayor sometimes times act like she is from another planet, and I am beginning to suspect that, if not an actual extra terrestrial herself, there may be ties to the ET Triads within the City Council administration.
Do I proffer any proof for these wild allegations? Of course not! But I will draw outlandish conclusions based on things I have seen on the
The fact that the New Zealand Stock Exchange building is used to send covert messages to the submerged mothership in
Near the mysteriously named chain restaurant Wagamamas lurks the submerged lights snapped in this accompanying photo. While at first it may look like the eyes of a taniwha, everyone knows that taniwhas cannot stand modern New Zealand European constructions and aesthetics, so we can rule out that possibility fairly quickly. No, these lights can only mean one thing: they are the unearthly symbol for large alien eyes, indicating the passageway to the soul, meaning in humanic terms the “Entry” sign.
Yup, there is an Alien den located near (or even under) Wagamamas. Or at the very least, they have one of their entries there, the WCC complicit in distracting us from its presence by adding similarly coloured lighting along the waterfront.
But where does the passage way lead? And where is the exit? Questions to ponder when one next wants to sift through the detritus of the ridiculous…Verdict: The eyes have it - large, ovoid alien eyes that is. We're into the negative credibility zone out of ten here...
And then, because I can, and to mark Family Guy's welcome return to C4...