I had to time Hateful
Eight carefully – at about three hours long, it is not a movie than really
can be watched on the spur of the moment or on a normal school night, depending
on the start time. So a mid afternoon session was arranged, and after
several superhero movie trailers (with Superman v Batman looking the
dreariest), and we got stuck into it.
Though I have
to admit, the first couple of hours got me dropping off a bit. Not that
the acting is low or boring, with Kurt Russell and Samuel L Jackson and
Jennifer Jason Leigh and the rest of the cast giving their all and loving the
n-word laden dialogue and the chance to just be their characters in one
middling sized room, stuck together in the middle of an American blizzard.
No, it was more
that there was just so much of it. So much talking. So many
n-words. Tales and recollections and racism and lies and truths and all
the usual things you get in Tarantino-written dialogue, and while entertaining
and witty and funny and all those things… there is just so much of it.
And not all of it is relevant to the plot.
Around the two
hour mark, the narration (Tarantino himself) kicks in and I realised that I was
not watching an “intermission” screening, as what we had seen was not 15
minutes earlier. This is about the time the verbal sparring is totally
overtaken by the actual violence. Zoe Bell shows up for a brief but
memorable cameo as a wildly enthusiastic cowgirl from New Zealand who seems
completely out of time and place with the rest of the movie (though that may
just be a little bit of cultural cringe coming in), and Channing Tatum also
flashes his winning smile, though he doesn’t strip or bust a few magic moves.
The whole movie
and the whole cast are brought together with loving care and everything looks
so easy when in fact it must have been wildly difficult to manage.
However, it seems like a school play compared to the masterclass in beautiful
cinematography that is The Revenant, and that dialogue, while amazing,
is just so very, very long.
Verdict:
Tarantino brings his usual talents to bear in Hateful Eight and it is an
amazing movie and well worth seeing. But it could have done with some
serious editing, as did it really need to be that long? 7 jellybeans out
of 10.